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this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
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- Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
- Extra Plot Twist: Their child is Mayhem from Allstate
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Of all the sad messages on the walls in Left 4 Dead, this one is the most tragic of all.
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- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- dangan ronpa
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
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petition for the cast of horrible histories to be britain’s entry next year
yes.
that…that might work.
this needs to happen
PLEASE
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